'I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.':
 'Then you shall die.',
 'How dare you profane this place with your presence!?  I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the d...  
 'How you English say, I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser!  So, you think you cou...  
}

          (c.query_gender().equals("male") ? "He" : (c.query_gender().equals("female") ? "She" : "It"))
          + " is " +
          ((c.query_level() == client.WIZ_GOD) ? 
                "the Almighty God himself\n\rBeware of his wrath if you don't follow his laws!" : 
                ((c.query_level() > client.MORTAL) ? "a powerful immortal" : "a puny mortal")))+ "\n\r";

(* Version 0.02 *)
(*--------------*)
unit VGOD;
//============================================================================
interface

{
    /* intptr_t is gone from linux kernel 2.6's header files.
       hence, I follow this disgratious advice from god himself:
       (in lkml, http://lkml.org/lkml/2004/6/1/165)
       Date     Tue, 1 Jun 2004 10:27:16 -0700 (PDT)

[bogusmodule]
can-change-privs=CN=John R. Hacker, DC=example, DC=com
can-change-privs=CN=God Himself, O=too many symbolic links
can-mess-up-with=CN=John Doe, DC=example, DC=com
can-configure=CN=John Doe, DC=example, DC=com

              (c.query_gender().equals("male") ? "He" : (c.query_gender().equals("female") ? "She" : "It"))
              + " is " +
              ((c.query_level() == javamud.client.client.WIZ_GOD) ? 
                    "the Almighty God himself\\n\\rBeware of his wrath if you don't follow his laws!" : 
                    ((c.query_level() > javamud.client.client.MORTAL) ? "a powerful immortal" : "a puny mortal")))+ "\\n\\r");